{"product_id":"you-look-like-i-need-a-beer","title":"YOU LOOK LIKE I NEED A BEER","description":"\u003cp\u003eLightweight, breathable cotton with a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement across the chest. This crew-neck tee sits cleanly in the wardrobe — simple black canvas, crisp white block type that reads like a wink across a backyard grill or a late-night pub crawl. It wears comfortably all day thanks to soft ring-spun cotton and thoughtful construction: ribbed collar that keeps its shape, shoulder tape to prevent stretching, and a smooth, seam-free body for a flattering drape. Wear it to break the ice, start a laugh, or keep the vibe relaxed when friends gather. Durable printing and quality materials mean the shirt keeps its look through many washes and stories.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for reduced waste and smoother drape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed graphics for bold, long-lasting text\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49884180119798,"sku":"27601641696672598250","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49884180152566,"sku":"10723420378779288710","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49884180185334,"sku":"16908150474785368563","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49884180218102,"sku":"17413834547715675282","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49884180250870,"sku":"80376711130567143181","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0364\/2372\/9283\/files\/IMG-3542.png?v=1769124018","url":"https:\/\/deadfalldefense.com\/products\/you-look-like-i-need-a-beer","provider":"DEADFALL DEFENSE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}